So, this weekend was my friend’s bridal shower/bachelorette party. We had a lovely afternoon of shower games and chicken florentine, which quickly spiraled into a night of heavy drinking and a visit to one of DC’s finest strip clubs. This was, I’ll admit, my first ever visit to a strip club. I was incredibly nervous. [...]

Desperate Housewives returned on Sunday with an episode that was more than I’d expected. I always forget this show is pretty decent. The title of this post is courtesy of Bree Hodge, from that episode. Better than that, however, was last night’s new episode of SVU. I am so very excited that this show is [...]

My Nudie Jeans are in the washing machine as we speak, for their first wash ever. I have owned them for two years, and never washed them once. I am absolutely terrified that they may turn out in a hideous acid-wash looking mess. So, I will be rushing home from class, where I am right [...]

“I knocked over the bacon” – My roommate. I should have known when I was having more trouble than usual focusing in my theory class that something wasn’t quite right about today. I just discovered I have my underwear on inside out. I’ve missed my blog. Please tell me you’ve seen the MiracleGro ad that [...]

Just by coincidence, my roommate and I happened to catch the first new episode of Criminal Minds since the strike. We were very excited to have Shemar back in our lives. So, as I watch, some thoughts: -The cinematography of the opening sequence is beautiful. And TERRIFYING. -HOLY S–T I will not be sleeping tonight. [...]