Taylor Swift. Oh, the poor girl. She had a wonderful chance at an opening number, and it had all this potential. But she came up short, and I found myself wishing she had taken a page from Britney‘s book. With all that we demand of our performers, who can blame them for needing a little [...]

Neil Patrick Harris is pretty good as a host. I love that his mic is white. Someone in the audience is wearing a sequined swim cap. I wish I knew her name. They’re doing one genre at a time…I like it. I don’t like that they passed out props to the nominees, that was a [...]

There have been some incredibly ridiculous outfits. And some lovely ones. The Bad:Blake Lively in Versace. Kate Walsh. Leighton Meester’s ridiculous knots. Christina Applegate. Hayden Panettiere with her squashed cleavage. Jennifer Carpenter. Kyra Sedgwick. Patricia Arquette, January Jones (Also in Star Wars Couture!), Mila Kunis, Kim Kardashian, Kristen Chenowith, Sarah Silverman The Good: Sandra Oh, [...]

I will be doing a liveblog of the MTV Movie Awards tomorrow night at 9. Join me?